What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 26.06.2025 01:43

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Just Forget it!
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Hysterias & Posteriors
So they tried
Unacceptable again!
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Nuts and Butts
No way
share office space ...
Still no good.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Everyone loved it.
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Loons and Moons
Still no good
They put up a sign reading
No go.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Which branch of engineering is better: ECE or Civil?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Next, they tried...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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Freaks and Cheeks
No, not a chance
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Another attempt resulted in ...
Then came..
So, the docs changed it to read
How do schizophrenia symptoms change throughout the day?
Thumbs down again.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Catatonics & High Colonics
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Minds and Behinds
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