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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 26.06.2025 01:43

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Just Forget it!

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

If everyone hates censorship so much, why do those “censorship-free” alternative social media sites always fail?

Hysterias & Posteriors

So they tried

Unacceptable again!

What Happens to Your Blood Pressure When You Eat Dark Chocolate Every Day? - Verywell Health

Nuts and Butts

No way

share office space ...

The ‘Mountainhead’ House: Finding the Perfect Horrible Location Almost Delayed Jesse Armstrong’s Movie - IndieWire

Still no good.

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Everyone loved it.

Are seed oils really bad for you? - BBC

Loons and Moons

Still no good

They put up a sign reading

“I Mapped the Invisible”: American High School Student Groundbreaking AI Reveals 1.5 Million Space Objects Previously Hidden from Astronomers - Indian Defence Review

No go.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Which branch of engineering is better: ECE or Civil?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Next, they tried...

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Early visions of Mars: Meet the 19th-century astronomer who used science fiction to imagine the red planet - The Conversation

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Decade after decade, century after century the Middle East has been a disaster for anyone thinking peace can be achieved. Would it not be better to just leave the Middle East to its own devices and everyone else stay out of it all?

Freaks and Cheeks

No, not a chance

Who are the most controversial members of BTS besides Jimin?

Another attempt resulted in ...

Then came..

So, the docs changed it to read

How do schizophrenia symptoms change throughout the day?

Thumbs down again.

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Time (physics): Who started counting our current time or is it just "set" by some scientific measure?

Catatonics & High Colonics

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Minds and Behinds

Scherzer makes 1st rehab start in return from thumb issue - MLB.com